Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...