Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.