Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...