Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...