Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...