Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Equal positive integers
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The Man’s Point System!
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Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
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O.J., Elway, and Modell?
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!