Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
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These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
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Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
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I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
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Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...