Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...