Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.