Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...