Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...