What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Take The Pill
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Michael Jackson Funnies.
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Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...