Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.