Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...