A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.