Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...