…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.