Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...