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My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Alot Alike
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Stock market report
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.