Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...