Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...