Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.