Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...