Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.