Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.