Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...