At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...