Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...