Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...