What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...