Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around