Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...