Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...