Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...