Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...