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From the life of the insane
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Santa vs. system admins
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Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
More Church Bloopers!
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A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...