cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...