97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...