If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...