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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...