Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
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What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...