Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!