Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...