Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...