Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...