Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.