They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...