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A Purple Heart
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
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What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
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A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
The Barber
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Invent artificial dogs
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