BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...