You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Hot croako!
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Attorney Hunting Rules
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Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.